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dismember
 
Behold... My Future
  I will marry tom cruise.  
  After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in transylvania in our fabulous Apartment.  
  We will have 1 kid(s) together.  
  Our family will zoom around in a puke green oscar meyer weiner mobile.
  I will spend my days as a cheese taster, and live happily ever after.  
 
whats your future
 

la-dee-dah

dismember
Laaazzzy sunday afternoon.  J-boy left the X-box on so we've got Halo  demos playing along with the CD player, but now Dad turned them both off.  It is doing some serious snowing out there.  It's super wet snow too.  I betcha Tobi's thinking about sledding.   If you're reading this, Tobi, don't bother calling me cause I don't think I can go.  It's pretty blah here, so I'll go I guess.  This has got to be the boringest post I've ever done.  Sorry, guys.  I'll try to be more interesting next time.

adisu....

Saturday!!!!!!!!!!

dismember
 And what better way to screw up my saturday than to start it with Yo Gabba Gabba.
URRG.  Anyhoo, I slept in till nine this morning, which is a feat for me.  I've been really tired for the past few days and I'm not sure why.  Did you know on http://icanhascheezburger.com you can caption and enter into a contest some pictures? It's really fun.  Here's some of the captions I've done, however the pictures are not mine.


I know some ppl like this.


This is me if you wake me up before my time.


self explanitory


this one is my very favorite.  So cute!


Do you agree?

Do you like them?  I thought they were neat.

Adisu!!!

Pep rally

dismember

We had one today and it was a waste of time.  Although, I don't object to missing history.  The dancers actually danced instead of looking like a bunch of strippers the way they usually do.  It was a nice change.  One of the cheerleaders fell and that was sad.  However, I saw a selection of choice words coming out her mouth and am debating about relaying this info to her mom.  I don't want to be a "tattle tale", but she shouldn't be talking like that.  Maybe it's none of my buisness and I should butt out.  School was blah today, but tomorow is friday (YAY!).  Potatoeman finally gave up, so I win!  Yay!  Dr. D got a nice, new wool coat and wore it today.  I told him that now he doesn't look like such a slob.  He laughed.   Tobi wouldn't stop singing the "party in my tummy" song today. 

ADISU!!!

Snow day antics

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Me and my mom were bored, so (bet you can see where this is going)  we were goofing off.  I kept poking her ankle and we were laughing so hard, though neither of us could see what was so amusing.  Then, some Mormon "sisters" showed up.  Mom told me to tell them I was the lady of the house.  I said no.  Then she told me to do the shifty eye thing and tell them I was a satan worshiper.  I said no.  So she sighed, got up, and talked to them for a while.  When they left, they gave her a card and said to "call if you ever need help with anything."  First thing through my mind and out my mouth when my mom shut the door was, "So, you think if we called and said we needed help hiding a body, they'd come and help?"  She did a classic LOL.  Boy, what fun was that.  So now I'm bored again.  Stupid snow.

 

Adisu!!! 

guys are mean

dismember
 This is my "i'm not happy" picture, by the way.
See the gun?  

I'm mad at Potatoeman.  I forward stuff I think is cool to him all the time and he always sends it back with cruel comments.  It's not just email, he says stuff to me when we talk and I try to tell him about something cool.  Why does he have to be such a jerk?  Some stuff he says makes me want to cry and kill him at the same time.  Don't get me wrong, he's not being "abusive" or anything, he just never has anything nice to say to me.  Sure, I poke fun at him, but I'm nice too.  I don't tell him everything HE thinks is cool sucks.  He's been my friend since 4th grade, but he's never been this mean before.   I'm not going to stop talking to him because he's been my friend for so long.  I sent an email to him about this today and he made a joke of it.  I sent back a "more clearly understood" one.  I hope he gets the messege.  What a jerk.    On a lighter note, I enrolled for Junior year today.  I've got alot of weighted courses and a couple of dual credit classes.  Yippee.

3rd Day.....

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My fever broke this morning.  Yay!  Me and my mom did a Harry Potter marathon.  I've got a question.  When they threw Sirius Black in prison, didn't they think to check his left arm for the dark mark?  He didn't have one.  Wouldn't that have done something to prove his innocence?  Anyway, yeah.  I'm so bored I'm contemplating that.  My baby sister tried to stick her finger up the cat's butthole today.  I played Zelda for like 4 hours today.  Oh!  I got to go for a walk today for the first time in forever.  After 2 days in quarentine, it felt amazing.  Dr. Doriane invited me to his b-day party today, but I may not get to go.  I want to, but my Dad still has a hard time understanding that I can have a platonic relationship with a guy.  (that's kinda sad, cause I've had guy friends since like 4th grade.)  My mom is worried about my oh-so-delecate health (smirk).   Who knows.  Mabey I'II get lucky.  Today is a  memory, because today I received liturature from colleges for the first time today.  Shouldn't have given my email to those career people.  (HEHEHEHEHEH)

Adisu!!! 

It bites to be sick

dismember
Yesterday the school  forced me to go home because I had a fever.   I have a cold or something.  DARN YOU DR. D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   My parents keep teasing me that I kissed him and that's how I got his sick.  
I DID NOT SO STOP SAYING I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No offense, Dr. D

Anyhoo, the most exiting part of my day so far was when I went to go get the mail.  Whoopee.   I got up after a nice, drugged sleep and sat.   Then I showered, ate, and sat some more.  I ate lunch and (gasp!) sat.  Then the mail came and I fetched it with tears of joy in my eyes. ( or they could have been from coughing so hard, who knows?)  Later, Dr. Kakashi will be coming by with my homework.  Squee!  Oh, I checked my email earlier and Tobi sent me this.  Check it out.
   :{!}:
    !!!
    !!!
 (\.!!!./)
  ) !!! (
 (.___.)
Is that not awesome?
Coolest thing I've seen all day.  Oh well.

Adisu!!!

Being weird is fun.

dismember

A friend of mine lent me a book.  Uncle John's Gigantic Bathroom Reader.  I read this in it and thought I'd share.  Pg. 135

"Picture yourself near a stream.  Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here.  No one knows this secret place.  You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world".  The soothing sound of a gental waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenety.  The water is clear.  You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water."

Isn't that just charming?  By the way this is not mine don't sue me.
Most everyone I know would get a kick out of that.  Mom wants the computer, so I'm cut short.  BTW, I'm loosing my voice. (and a cheer rises up from all who know me...)

Adisu!!!

T-shirt Phenomenon (and other happenings)

dismember
My mom and I have the same pattern t-shirt , just in different colors.  Almost always, we wear them on the same days.  We do this with absolutely no planning or pre-meditation, like today.  It is so weird.  It's happened like 5 zillion times.   I caught someone's cold, so I've been coughing all day.  That same someone needs to stop procrastinating and get a journal.
You to, Captain Happy.  I read this today, and it's funny, so I'll post it.  I DID NOT WRITE IT DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider. 


So, yeah, that's my funny for today.       ADISU!